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Misconceptions About Introverts

Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.

This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.

Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a reason to interact. They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking. Don’t worry about being polite.

Myth #3 – Introverts are rude.

Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating around the bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in, which they find exhausting.

Myth #4 – Introverts don’t like people.

On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned their respect as being a person of substance, you’re in.

Myth #5 – Introverts don’t like to go out in public.

Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the complications that are involved in public activities. They take in data and experiences very quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home, recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is absolutely crucial for Introverts.

Myth #6 – Introverts always want to be alone.

Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with. They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.

Myth #7 – Introverts are weird.

Introverts are often individualists. They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.

Myth #8 – Introverts are aloof nerds.

Introverts are people who primarily look inward, paying close attention to their thoughts and emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of paying attention to what is going on around them, it’s just that their inner world is much more stimulating and rewarding to them.

Myth #9 – Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.

Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways. Just look it up.

Myth #10 – Introverts can fix themselves and become Extroverts.

A world without Introverts would be a world with few scientists, musicians, artists, poets, filmmakers, doctors, mathematicians, writers, and philosophers. That being said, there are still plenty of techniques an Extrovert can learn in order to interact with Introverts. (Yes, I reversed these two terms on purpose to show you how biased our society is.) Introverts cannot “fix themselves” and deserve respect for their natural temperament and contributions to the human race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed that the percentage of Introverts increases with IQ.

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The mentally almighty mother-fucking Serbian God of Lightning is none other than, Nikola Tesla, but surprisingly few people these days know of one of mankind’s most eccentric, scientific super-geniuses of all time.
Let’s start off by saying first off; Nikola Tesla was extremely fucking brilliant. There’s not another single mother fucker, close to his genius, with only one exception, William Sidis.
In college the Croatian-born engineer spoke ten languages, could write simultaneously with both hands at the same time, while doing equally different writing task. Tesla then decided to come to America, and first got a job with Thomas Edison. Telsa in no time improved everything Edison had created. Telling him to switch from DC power to AC power, Edison thought that was the dumbest idea he ever heard of. Edison feeling overshadowed by Tesla’s brilliance decided not to pay for any work that Tesla did.   Which made them mortal enemies. Tesla then got financial backing from Billionaire JP Morgan and George Westinghouse. Both Westinghouse and Morgan allowed Tesla to keep the patents, and a small salary, but both made millions off of Tesla.
Now with financial backing, Tesla  developed technology that harnessed the power of electricity for household use(A/C), and invented things like electrical generators, FM radio, wireless electricity, radar, cellular technology, remote control, robots, spark plugs, fluorescent lights, microwave technology, hydroelectric power plant, X-Rays, constructed a bath designed to cleanse the human body of germs using nothing but electricity, created laser beams, turbines and vertical take off aircraft. He had over 700 patents in his lifetime
He had such a thirst for knowledge combined with his photographic memory and an insane ability to visually map-out even the most complex pieces of machinery – Tesla did advanced calculus and physics equations in his fucking head, memorized entire books at a time, and successfully pulled off  many scientific experiments that modern-day geniuses still can’t even come close to replicating. For instance, in 2007 the top minds at MIT thought they were the smartest cat’s on the planet when they wirelessly transmitted electrical energy a distance seven feet through the air. Nikola Tesla lit 200 light bulbs from a power source 26 miles away for several days, and he did it in 1899 with a machine he built from spare parts. Most of the Top Brains of the world can not figure out how the fuck he pulled that shit off, because two-thirds of the schematics only existed in the darkest recesses of Tesla’s all-powerful noggin.
Like many other eccentric geniuses he was prone to nervous breakdowns, claimed to receive weird visions in the middle of the night, spoke to pigeons, and occasionally thought he was receiving electromagnetic signals from extraterrestrials. He had a severe case of OCD, hated pearls, and anything that wasn’t divisible by three. He was also celibate for his entire life. Tesla allowed himself few close friends, although one was author, Mark Twain.
Tesla did create a super weapon more powerful then 100 nuclear weapons, and decided that no single county deserve to have that sort of power so he divided up the plans half of them go each powerhouse country in the world, and the other half locked in his massive brain.
Towards the end, Tesla thought all mankind should have free electricity, but JP Morgan knowing their was no money in just giving away free shit, shut down his project. Financial black-balled Tesla, and made no one on the planet lend Tesla anymore money. When Tesla died J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI confiscated all his personal shit and locked it away in some Raider’s of the Lost Ark warehouse.

thinksquad:

The mentally almighty mother-fucking Serbian God of Lightning is none other than, Nikola Tesla, but surprisingly few people these days know of one of mankind’s most eccentric, scientific super-geniuses of all time.

Let’s start off by saying first off; Nikola Tesla was extremely fucking brilliant. There’s not another single mother fucker, close to his genius, with only one exception, William Sidis.

In college the Croatian-born engineer spoke ten languages, could write simultaneously with both hands at the same time, while doing equally different writing task. Tesla then decided to come to America, and first got a job with Thomas Edison. Telsa in no time improved everything Edison had created. Telling him to switch from DC power to AC power, Edison thought that was the dumbest idea he ever heard of. Edison feeling overshadowed by Tesla’s brilliance decided not to pay for any work that Tesla did. Which made them mortal enemies. Tesla then got financial backing from Billionaire JP Morgan and George Westinghouse. Both Westinghouse and Morgan allowed Tesla to keep the patents, and a small salary, but both made millions off of Tesla.

Now with financial backing, Tesla developed technology that harnessed the power of electricity for household use(A/C), and invented things like electrical generators, FM radio, wireless electricity, radar, cellular technology, remote control, robots, spark plugs, fluorescent lights, microwave technology, hydroelectric power plant, X-Rays, constructed a bath designed to cleanse the human body of germs using nothing but electricity, created laser beams, turbines and vertical take off aircraft. He had over 700 patents in his lifetime

He had such a thirst for knowledge combined with his photographic memory and an insane ability to visually map-out even the most complex pieces of machinery – Tesla did advanced calculus and physics equations in his fucking head, memorized entire books at a time, and successfully pulled off many scientific experiments that modern-day geniuses still can’t even come close to replicating. For instance, in 2007 the top minds at MIT thought they were the smartest cat’s on the planet when they wirelessly transmitted electrical energy a distance seven feet through the air. Nikola Tesla lit 200 light bulbs from a power source 26 miles away for several days, and he did it in 1899 with a machine he built from spare parts. Most of the Top Brains of the world can not figure out how the fuck he pulled that shit off, because two-thirds of the schematics only existed in the darkest recesses of Tesla’s all-powerful noggin.

Like many other eccentric geniuses he was prone to nervous breakdowns, claimed to receive weird visions in the middle of the night, spoke to pigeons, and occasionally thought he was receiving electromagnetic signals from extraterrestrials. He had a severe case of OCD, hated pearls, and anything that wasn’t divisible by three. He was also celibate for his entire life. Tesla allowed himself few close friends, although one was author, Mark Twain.

Tesla did create a super weapon more powerful then 100 nuclear weapons, and decided that no single county deserve to have that sort of power so he divided up the plans half of them go each powerhouse country in the world, and the other half locked in his massive brain.

Towards the end, Tesla thought all mankind should have free electricity, but JP Morgan knowing their was no money in just giving away free shit, shut down his project. Financial black-balled Tesla, and made no one on the planet lend Tesla anymore money. When Tesla died J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI confiscated all his personal shit and locked it away in some Raider’s of the Lost Ark warehouse.

"Each Breath We Breathe…
Brings Us One Heart Beat Closer,
To Our Final Eternity."

— Unknown

"President Obama has continued the Bush policies of keeping a military presence in the Middle East. He did not scrub the mission to get Bin Laden. In fact, it may be that President Obama single-handedly came up with the technique in order to pull this off. You see, the military wanted to go in there and bomb as they always do. They wanted to drop missiles and drop bombs and a number of totally destructive techniques here. But President Obama, perhaps the only qualified member in the room to deal with this, insisted on the Special Forces. No one else thought of that. President Obama. Not a single intelligence adviser, not a single national security adviser, not a single military adviser came up with the idea of using SEAL Team 6 or any Special Forces."

Rush Limbaugh • Revealing that Hell has, in fact, frozen over. (via The Dishtechnipol, apsies)

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OMG! YES! JUSTICE!

Osama is dead. I seem to recall a certain president claiming we would find Osama. Yeah, didn’t work out so much. Guess who did. Who’s a boss now. Thas right.

But, to give credit where it’s due:

 Thanks to the Navy and the men and women serving our country.

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Angel: Jesus, can I talk to you for a second?
Jesus: Sure, what’s up?
Angel: Well… so… how’s your Dad?
Jesus: …spit it out.
Angel: …it’s just that… remember when you went down to earth?
Jesus: …
Angel: Yeah, and the whole thing with the cross?
Jesus: No, I’ve managed to somehow forget about the hours of agony I endured while men tortured me, mutilated my body, then nailed me to some 2x4s to die.
Angel: …why did they send me to do this…
Jesus: OH MY DAD JUST TELL ME ALREADY
Angel: …well the final results are in for the name of the day all that torturey death stuff happened to you.
Jesus: OH. How did my submission do? I still think “YOU’RE WELCOME FOR ALL THE IMMEASURABLE PAIN AND SUFFERING Friday” will sell a lot of cards.
Angel: Well, it came down to two finalists…
Jesus: Okay…
Angel: Well let’s recap which ones were…
Jesus: MY NAME. GET ON WITH IT, SEACREST.
Angel: …Seacrest, sir?
Jesus: JUST TELL ME IF I WON FOR MY SAKE.
Angel: …no, I’m sorry, Ted in accounting won.
Jesus: Which one was his… 
Angel: …
Jesus: …wait.
Angel: …
Jesus: Wait, no. The “GOOD” one? GOOD FRIDAY? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE.
Angel: I’m still pretty sure it was.
Jesus: AND THAT WON?
Angel: Landslide, sir.
Jesus: GOOD FRIDAY? WHAT THE BASEMENT? 
Angel: I’m sorry, sir.
Jesus: ARE WE REDEFINING THE WORD “GOOD” NOW? WHEN WE SAY GOODBYE DO WE MEAN WE WANT TO SHRED THE FLESH ON YOUR BACK INTO RIBBONS AND SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY? WHEN WE SAY WE SAW A GOOD MOVIE DOES THAT MEAN IT PULLED OUR BEARDS FROM OUR FACES? OH HEY HERE HAVE SOME GOOD AND PLENTYS THEY TASTE LIKE PLENTY OF RAILROAD TIES BEING DRIVEN THROUGH YOUR LIMBS.
Angel: If it helps, “Just Okay Friday” got a few votes, too.
Jesus: GOOD FRIDAY WILL NEVER CATCH ON AMONG MY FOLLOWERS.
Angel: …it already has…
Jesus: I AM NEVER SPEAKING WITH THEM AGAIN.

epic4chan:

3D representation (sculpture) of the sinc function made with paper

Hafta do one of these sometime.

epic4chan:

3D representation (sculpture) of the sinc function made with paper

Hafta do one of these sometime.

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